I think I’m in Askimet Penitentiary…
🎤Oh, I’m stuck in a cell (harmonica playing)
Don’t know what to do… (harmonica playing)
Please will you spring me…. (harmonica playing)
Because I’m so blue! (harmonica playing)🎤
Ok…enough of that.
Will y’all check and see if I’m in your Spam folder? I’m posting comments, and on some they show up, but on others they aren’t…so I’m pretty sure I’m in Askimet’s evil clutches.
Will you spring me? I’ll pay you back any bail monies you have to pay: you know I’m good for it, man! ::pleads:
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Someone’s been naughty eh? 😀
My blog hasn’t imprisoned you anyway… was checking if there was anything from the past but nope… Hope peeps will bail ya out! 😉
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So far the people who have found me have sprung me…
I’m not meant for jail. I can’t survive. I won’t last a day! 😭😭😭
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But… free B&B?! 😀 Free cable, and soooo many new friends- no? 😀
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Hahahahahahahahaha….and yes, your blog has finally imprisoned me, from what I can tell.
It’s nothing like Orange is the New Black. I have no friends, and this big scary chick keeps looking at me like she wants to eat me! Help!?!
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I found your comment in my spam folder and I’ve approved it. Hopefully you’ll be out of spam jail soon! 😀
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Thank you! It’s hard being on the inside…I don’t know if I can adjust to the real world again…🤔
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It may take a while but eventually you’ll get used to life on the outside again! 😀
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I don’t know…everything is so bright!!
I think I might be institutionalized. 🤔
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Just take it one day at a time, eventually you’ll be able to brave the outside world as normal again. 😀
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Some may be because the comments are awaiting approval. Especially if you have not comment on that blog before.
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Oh, that’s what I thought originally, but on several that I commented on in a row, nothing showed up. Some have me as ok, others though are in the Spam folder. I hate Askimet. I know it is trying, but isn’t it obvious that I’m not Spam?
At least I don’t think I am…🤔
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It’s hinting that you need to go do your homework 😂😂😂 and leave commenting to another day 😂😂
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Ha ha! That’s kind of true, probably! I do have hw to do…but I’ve been on a roll with getting my emails done!
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Yes, you have been definitely in Spam Jail. I just came to bail you out hahaha
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Thank you! You’re the only one whose blog allowed me to post a comment so far, so I was thinking you might have sprung me from the slammer! I hate this!! 👿👿👿
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Not sure why some of your comments go through and some stuck in spam.. weird…
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It IS weird, though now it seems I’m only ok on the people who have commented so far’s blogs. Everyone else: none of the comments stick. I’m surprised my own comments go through, lol!
::shrugs::
I don’t and never will understand Askimet’s system for tagging comments as Spam.
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Yeah I found a few comments in spam jail.
But others made it through fine!! So weird.
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Spring me! It’s getting worse! Every blog I comment on now is doing it! I knew it would happen to me one day!
Waaaaaaaahhhhhh! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
I don’t like Askimet Pen. They threw me in the hole!
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Haha you have been sprung!! I’ll keep an eye on spam folder though lol.
I hope it never happens to me! 😐
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Also love the Pikachu in jail pic lol!
It’s adorable!!!
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Yeah, that was an accidental find! I went on Canva and tried to make a graphic, but they didn’t come out like I wanted them to, so I just googled jail and that one came up! I was like, this is so me! It was perfect. I ❤️ Pikachu! He’s my fave!
I wish I had a Pikachu emoji! That would be awesomel!
Thanks for saving me from Askimet Asylum!
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Haha treasure it forever!!
I just want an actual Pikachu!!
Growlithe and Arcanine are my faves!!
I was obssessed with tigers!! ahaha! Never like Tigger though, absolutley adored Eeyore!!
I think they should be able to develop pokemon in a lab somewhere right?!!
Thats okay, although I’m sure you would have fit in well there 😉
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Yes, if I could create Pokémon, I would be in heaven. I love several others, like Eeve and Dratini…but I think the marketing campaign is the most genius thing of all…produce thousands of Pokémon and then make your catchphrase, “Gotta catch ’em all!”
Utterly genius! Wish I had thought of it…😉
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Oooh and Vulpix and Jigglypuff and just all of them! lol.
Yeah the creators are just brilliant!!
Some of the new Pokemon are getting weird though lol.
I think they need to stop creating new ones and just create new games around new areas/adventures.
I miss the old Pokemon lol
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I haven’t seen many of the “new” Pokémon but I’m sure they are weird. There’s only so many you should make until it just gets ridiculous. If you want new ones, make ones evolve into something else with like, a special stone or something…don’t just create new ones that come out of nowhere!
Yeah, the original 250 are enough for me…I think that’s why Pokémon Go only has 250 in the game.
More than that is insane.
Btw, I love Jigglypuff, Wigglytuff, Clefairy, and Pichu! So cute! We need (seriously) a Pokémon emoji keyboard. That would be awesome!
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Yeah they get sooo weird! Google them one day 🙂
They have created different regions that have different Pokemon.
So if you play the games (like I do, #massivenerd lol) Each new game starts in a new region, you then generally end up travelling back to older regions when you complete everything in the new region (following?) But I just love the old pokemon and think that they should be everywhere!!
A Pokemon emoji keyboard would be amazeballs!!!
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I (kinda) found one. But it costs money. In the App Store, there’s a sticker pack of Pokémon from the Game Boy games! They are super cute. I might have to buy them…I think they were $2? So adorable.
I haven’t played Pokémon (game wise) since the Gameboy versions, but I do play Pokémon Go. Just caught a Kingly today (an evolved Krabby!) I love them, but I’m a hardcore original fan. For sure.
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Worth it!! I’m gonna check it out!! Haha
I’m a Pokémon nerd. But not as nerdy as some. I just love the games lol.
Love Pokémon go but I never really get a chance to play it. I caught a Porygon and Kangaskahn though 😊😊
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Holy shit! How’d you get those two? You must be a high level…I’m only level 14 and still get the constant Pidgeys, Rattatas, Weedles, and Spearows. Drives me crazy. The fanciest Pokémon I have is a Scyther and the Dragonair…and those were pure luck! I hatched a Doduo. Haven’t found Pikachu, Squirtle, or more than two Jigglypuffs. My area for Pokémon suck.
I evolved my first Hypno though after all the stupid Drowzees I keep getting. Oh, and I evolved my Oddish into a Gloom. I have evolved two Eevees and they were BOTH Jolteons! Argh! 😉
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Not really, I’m only on level 17.
I just check whats around when we go somewhere. Like we went on a roadtrip and caught some cool ones.
My bf travels a lot for work so he caught me some haha.
I haven’t got a Scyther yet.
I have all 3 Eeveeloutions lol. Name them accordingly, apparently that works (e.g. sparky for Jolteon, Pyro for Flareon cant think of what Vaporeons is lol)
I have a Dratini, Omanyte, Porygon, Electabuzz, Growlithes, Cubone, Kangaskhan, Chansey.
Saw a Likatung but couldn’t actually find it to catch it lol.
I evolved my oddish too 🙂 and my Meowth and Psyduck
I’m pretty lucky we have some decent Pokemon around here lol.
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I caught a Meowth for the first time the other day! Now I have two!
I have had enough Eevees to evolve three times: I got two Jolteons in a row, but Thursday I finally got a Vaporeon. Name yours Vapor. I don’t name mine…I used to on Game Boy Color, but I transfer them so often that I don’t get attached. Unless I star them. Still haven’t seen a Pikachu in any form. I have Eggsecute from an egg and two are about to hatch. I just got Cubone as well. I love him.
I can’t wait until they introduce the friend trading/battle feature!
Have you been able to figure out if the “Appraisals” are helpful or not? I don’t know how they tell which Drowzee is better: one with 7 and 25 as stats for their fighting moves, or one with 10 and 30…are bigger numbers better? Or are certain battle moves better? I don’t go to gyms so I have NO IDEA which ones to keep and which ones to trade…I’ve been going by their CP.
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I don’t name mine either too much hassle. I only named my Eevee’s to see if the evolution thing worked (it does I have all 3!) lol
I love Cubone!! He is adorable.
I have just been going off CP lol I have no idea about the appraisals. I don’t battle at gyms either, I mostly just play to catch them all.
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Caught a Growlithe yesterday! Thought that was pretty cool.
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Ooooh yay!!! He’s my favourite!!
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Aha I love the pictures and the song! It sucks when Akismet decides to start marking you as spam… I hope your problem gets solved soon! x
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Thank you!
It helps when you guys save me…without it, I am doomed to wallow in a blogger limbo and it SUCKS!
I hope it never happens to you, bc it is super frustrating and you don’t know when you’ll be sprung, 😉
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It’s happened to me twice already within four months of blogging, so I understand how frustrating it can get! Both times I contacted Akismet, and they resolved the problem within hours.
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It happened to you TWICE? Was it after catching up on your blog comments? Because that’s when it happened to me…
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No, not really, it just happens randomly from time to time when I blog hop. I hope you’ve got it all sorted out by now!
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So far so good: I just hope it stays that way, lol!!
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You were in my spam. I freed you! 👻
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Thank you, my awesome friend! I hate being in the pokey!
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Thanks for this post! You were in my spam folder.
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Thanks for getting me out! I knew I was in there! You saved me! 😘
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You were totally in spam jail 😦 SO SORRY!
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I knew it the min I posted a response to your blog post and it didn’t show up. That’s why I did the big post myself about it: I was in so deep in blogger jail that I knew no one was seeing my comments!
It strikes at random, too! If it happens again, I will take Shelatitude’s advice and contact Askimet!
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Yes, do that. I’m always worried that it’ll happen to me XD
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I’m so sorry this happened to you! I freed you from my spams, ahah, I hope it won’t happen again anytime soon, it’s so annoying 😦
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Thank you: I was getting tired of playing the harmonica and rattling a cup against the bars…
😂😂😂
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I think you are! You were on my blog, and I just freed you. Have you tried contacting Akismet? That’s what I did and they solved the problem in I think 1-2 days. 😉
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Nah, I figured if enough people freed me I might be ok…but we will see. I still might have to contact them if it happens on other people’s blogs…
Thanks for setting me free! I knew I was in there, waiting to be heard, lol!
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No worries! I hear you loud and clear. 💕
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You were in mine as well. I bailed you out but it’s going to cost you at least three children’s souls to help me with staying young and bendy ^^.
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Can I just give you five now? I know I might need the help later…
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Deal. You should have plenty of access to them as a teacher anyways right? I’m also willing to take 4.5, though. Children with half a soul crack me up!
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😂😂😂I’ll remember about the half-a-soul policy for next time.
What would that be, I wonder? Children who have shoplifted? 🤔
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XD Shoplifters and urinaters in the wild. Oh, and there’s a special place in hell for those who ‘experiment’ on animals. You can send those my way to maintain my youthfulness any time!
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Hahahahaha!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, anyone who experiments on animals I will send your way: as a rotted corpse bc I already disposed of them myself!! Mwhohahaha!
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*fist bumps* I’ll be saving a nice spot for them in my children’s graveyard here then! (To everyone else who is reading this: it’s a lousy attempt at humour peeps, don’t get offended please! *blinks innocently*)
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Yeah, she doesn’t REALLY have a children’s graveyard…
Oh, on your way out, please don’t lift that giant tarp up…oh, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it. Just covering up a…ummm, a garden! Yes, a garden! From the rain!
So go on then…nothing to see here… ::kicks shin bone under tarp::
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:’) I think I have found my equal in you when it comes to being a dark humoured weirdo ❤
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Yes…you and I have the same mind set…I kept it at bay until I met you. Didn’t want to scare the “normies” out there! (They get scared so easily…you say baby souls and they get all quiet…🤔 😏)
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Now who are the real weirdos right?! 🙃😈👭
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Certainly not us!! 🤓👽👹😼👼🎩
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Good posts, beautiful blog.
Congratulations.
Welcome to see my creations:
http://paintdigi.wordpress.com
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Thank you! I appreciate the kind words and will stop by! 😊
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You’r welcome 🍁
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You’re not in my blog’s jail! But Other people do get stuck there. Thankfully I have learned to anticipate this, so I always check the spam folders!
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Well, thank you for checking! It seems to have been fixed with people checking that I’m not Spam…but now I’m always worried Askimet will strike again! 😰
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